The Trials And Tribulations Of Being A Wing Woman

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February 22nd 2013 “Listen to me. I just broke up with my boyfriend and I just want to get fucked up and hook up with someone. Are we clear?” I knew this phrase. And I knew it well. Spent many a weekend providing my most premium wing woman capabilities to every heartbroken/horny friend near and … Continue reading

The Best Wood Of 2012

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September 14th 2012 I did it…twice. Went to the Spritzenhaus Bar in Williamsburg, Brooklyn that is. Once back  in September 2012 with  Nicole Detamble  where we triple-fisted questionably large ciders like this: And the second time in February 2013 with my friend Alex where we invested in a few brews or 6 and admittedly ended up … Continue reading

14 Reasons Why It’s Okay To Get In My Bed

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February 16th, 2013 I was in complete bliss. It was 4 a.m. on a Friday night and I was unraveling from a week chock-full of obligatory 9-5’s and one too little happy hours, completely reveling in my Egyptian cotton duvet, silky soft sheets and Hollister pajama pants when Suddenly I heard my door open ever … Continue reading

You Mean Nothing To Me, But You Mean Everything To Them

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April 2nd, 2012 I never recognize a single person.  But that’s normal. On the subways. In a store. Down the street. Just a lot of strangers, you know? But they’re not strangers to everyone.  In fact, maybe the person who’s sitting next to me on the train, standing in the same shoe aisle, sharing a … Continue reading

Disaster Mountain

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April 23rd 2009 “Coco…what do you mean you’re sitting in shit water ?” “Like I’m literally locked in this bathroom, and there’s SHIT WATER EVERYWHERE. REAL SHIT. IT’S REAL. AND I’M TRAPPED. AND IT’S MINE. AND IT’S EVERYWHERE. HELP ME PLEASE!” . Rewind. . It was the classic sorority girl –  fraternity boy fairy tale. … Continue reading

So You Want To Sleepover: The Panic Diaries – Guy Edition

Well. I’ve already told you what we think.   About the sleepovers I mean. And I’m not talking gal pal- bros night sleepovers. I’m talking about the scandy ones with someone you wouldn’t mind doing questionable things to. But what about you? What in the hell is going through your mind: Before? During? After? The cuddle? The goddamn … Continue reading