The 11 People I Met In Prague

September 4th 2013

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I had a violent love affair once.

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With the city of Prague.

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Went to Prague. Lost my arms.

Went to Prague. Lost my arms.

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Twas destination 2 of my  Eurotrip, you see and my sister and I were on a passionate endeavor to amp up our class after the unexpected shenanigans that happened at our european stop before –  like informing the locals and non locals of the Czech Republic that:

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And I must tell you.

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In this sober pilgrimage of ours.

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Encapsulated in one of the most beautiful cities on earth.

Hott.

Hott.

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We met people.

We met a lot of them

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And they were weird as fuck.

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And I loved them.

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And I’m going to tell you about them now:

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The 11 People I Met In Prague

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1.  The conversing man with an oriental mannequin strapped to his back

Ethnic and clingy. Just his type.

Ethnic and clingy. Just his type.

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2. The hood rat trolling through the neighborhood bridge who attempted to snag my sister with a fishing pole whilst screaming profanities mid swing

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Put that stick away.

An unexpected dilemma.

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3. This wandering shark who is just great with kids

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Truly 2 peas in a pod.

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4. The topless bagpiper who went rogue by taking an unwarranted solo mid performance from his band

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Not your turn bro.

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5. This magical donut craftsman who was so good at crafting donuts that I…

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I just like…

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I mean basically I just…

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PB & Jealous

It’s okay to be PB & Jealous

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6. This blacked-out bachelor who wandered up to me at the bar. Lifted me out of my chair. And (accidentally) threw me into a wall

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#happyhourgoneright

#happyhourgoneright

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7. This positive ray of sunshine

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Hey.

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8. This local musician playing what can only be described as a metallic turtle

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Get down.

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9. This guy going HAM on his mother’s finest crystal glasses

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So rowdy right now.

Straight up rowdy.

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10. These guys who were playing with each other’s balls for approximately 3 hours

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Teamwork!

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And finally.

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11. This dude who goes through extra lengths to protect his family jewels

#birthcontrol

#birthcontrol

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And there you have it.

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An unwarranted collection of the most premium people I stumbled up on in the classy city of Prague. They’re coming over later to check out my mahogany apartment and leather-bound  books. You’re welcome to join. #bringthemetallicturtle

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