I Have A Confession

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April 24th 2013 . He was going away. . “I’m Leaving New York City. For good.” He said. “…At least I am for now. “ . raised We                         our glasses . Shane, Meg and I. At a restaurant on the lower east side named … Continue reading

10 Reasons Adulthood Left My Birthday Party

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April 19th 2013 Happy Birthday! . . A.k.a. . Happy – I exist because my rents apparently didn’t wrap it and I feel weird about that but I guess it’s all good because now I’m all alive and shit – Day . Happy – Put cake in my face – Day .. Happy – Was … Continue reading

Because Even Easter Needs A Pre-Game…

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 March 30th 2013 . I’ve never pre-gamed with elephants before. . Not real ones anyway. . But I did . Last weekend . And it was awesome. . Here’s what happened: . “Hey! Olive. It’s Meg. I’ve got extra tickets. Free tickets. To the circus. Wanna go?” . I relayed a not so casual . … Continue reading

17 Signs You Should Be In My Blog

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March 23rd,2013 The door slammed at approximately 2:37 a.m. And then I heard a voice. A deep, masculine voice…that said this: “Where is she?” Then I heard Kate’s  voice. Responding to the deep, masculine voice. And she said this: “Back door to the left.” Where was she leading him? Well. Normally you’d think that she … Continue reading

The Trials And Tribulations Of Being A Wing Woman

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February 22nd 2013 “Listen to me. I just broke up with my boyfriend and I just want to get fucked up and hook up with someone. Are we clear?” I knew this phrase. And I knew it well. Spent many a weekend providing my most premium wing woman capabilities to every heartbroken/horny friend near and … Continue reading

14 Reasons Why It’s Okay To Get In My Bed

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February 16th, 2013 I was in complete bliss. It was 4 a.m. on a Friday night and I was unraveling from a week chock-full of obligatory 9-5’s and one too little happy hours, completely reveling in my Egyptian cotton duvet, silky soft sheets and Hollister pajama pants when Suddenly I heard my door open ever … Continue reading

Marco, Magicians, And Mass Nuggets: The Finale

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December 31st, 2012 You’re invited. To the magic show. That’s right. Per Al’s unlikely confession the following night, the magician was officially on his way. Please view your invitation below: Who? Magic Mike. An original Ninja waiter from our dinner location the night before that Al had ever so discreetly hired for our New Years … Continue reading

Marco And The Magician: Part 2

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December 30th 2012 It was pretty evident. After sifting through our acid trip round of karaoke photos, we were ready to take on day 2 of inexplicable shenanigans. We did basic things like eat lunch (at my favorite restaurant in NYC) The Meatball Shop , honoring their slogan of “We make balls!” whilst drawing collaborative masterpieces on … Continue reading

Marco: Part 1

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December 29th 2012 Calling all weirdos. . . The situation was this. . . . They were back. . . . They were all back. Al, Hallie, Brandon and Penny were once again standing at my doorstep for round 2 in attempts to top our New Years Eve Madness that had occurred just 1 year … Continue reading

Marco, Magicians And Mass McNuggets: The Prequel.

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His reaction was practically immediate. “I’m moving to New York,” I told him, “And I…I probably won’t be coming back…at least not for a while.” He looked at me. Surprised. Contemplative. Confused. And eventually after a few lingering moments had passed he looked at me again and said . “Party on.” . Rewind. Al Reade … Continue reading