My Craigs List Commentary 7

This gallery contains 2 photos.

June 18th 2013 . Just so you know. . Those weird people? . On the internet? . They’re still fucking here! . (Myself included.) . Wtf do I mean? . Who are these assholes?! . . . . . Whoa, calm down. . What I mean is, after scanning the Craigslist archives 1 2 3 … Continue reading

You’re Just In Time

This gallery contains 2 photos.

December 3rd 2012 “Final boarding call for flight 1372 to Charlotte, North Carolina” . Renee looked                   at her boarding pass. Shit. down Flight 1372 was departing at 12:59pm sharp. It was now 12:38pm. She took off >> sprinting towards terminal 6, beelining for Gate C30 in … Continue reading

Hey, Can You Drop Me Off?

This gallery contains 11 photos.

February 2nd, 2011 So. There was this treacherous time in my college career in which my entire campus was completely glazed over by a sheet of ice that most likely derived from the wrath of Mother Nature’s ice-cold soul. …alright… I can see how that was a little dramatic. I just wasn’t wearing a sweater … Continue reading

Stumble Out

This gallery contains 15 photos.

November 9th 2012 “Oh…Olive I didn’t realize you brought someone home last night.” popped I                         up in my bed in a panic Harper  was standing in my doorway with an amused look on her face I looked at her Then looked to my right. … Continue reading

Kate Middleton, The Ghostbusters, And Some Fries

This gallery contains 22 photos.

October 27th, 2012 So Halloween used to be cute And then it got weird And then I became some sort of variation of an adult and was all like Oh shit, a Halloween party? Costumes mandatory? Yeah I’m not going. What? Free booze and candy?…Oh okay I’ll just put this on. Anyway, now I’m not … Continue reading

Different Thing, Same Day

This gallery contains 1 photo.

August 8th, 2008 I could feel myself saying it. The same thing I said every time we talked. And it wasn’t that I didn’t mean it. Or that it wasn’t true. I just hated to say it. To say  “Oh. What’s new with me? Um you know…not too much over here. Just…same thing different day, … Continue reading