The One Thing You Should Know About Yourself

February 5th 2008 . It was strange. . There I was. . floating Laying in my dorm room. Door locked. Late-night conversations              outside my door. As the chill, February air coasted through the open window >> between my hair and d o w n my naked legs. . As … Continue reading

7 Reasons Why Guys Think Girls Are Crazy

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July 22nd 2013 . Well what the shit.  . I guess I never really noticed it. . At least not at first. . Why guys think we lady friends are batshit. . And how we have no idea. . Let me break this down: . The other day I was exchanging banter with my 100% … Continue reading

Sexting Etiquette 101

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July 12th 2013 . Careful. . You’re naked and you’re feeling weird. . …And I am too. . Moving on. . So you’re sitting here. Jammin out with your clam out. Rockin out with your…rocks out. BEIN ALL LIKE: . Going apeshit in your lack of underpants to #usher when Suddenly it dawns on you. … Continue reading

17 Signs You Should Be In My Blog

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March 23rd,2013 The door slammed at approximately 2:37 a.m. And then I heard a voice. A deep, masculine voice…that said this: “Where is she?” Then I heard Kate’s  voice. Responding to the deep, masculine voice. And she said this: “Back door to the left.” Where was she leading him? Well. Normally you’d think that she … Continue reading

Is This The Best You Can Do?

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May 7th 2011 “Turn around.” The mom was standing behind me.  She was pin    ning  my graduation gown and telling me to turn around and to please just hold still for one freakin second. That “Today is really important Olive, and you can’t look like a fool. Not this time.” I caught her reflection in … Continue reading

www.olivethepeople.com survey!

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Oh, hey! So as I’m making strides towards my novel/trying to be a better writer in general, I thought I’d reach out to my friends for their feedback on my work so I can continue to improve and produce the best possible stories! So I made a 6 question survey (I know it’s insane) about … Continue reading

Different Thing, Same Day

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August 8th, 2008 I could feel myself saying it. The same thing I said every time we talked. And it wasn’t that I didn’t mean it. Or that it wasn’t true. I just hated to say it. To say  “Oh. What’s new with me? Um you know…not too much over here. Just…same thing different day, … Continue reading

Relationship Mathematics

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September 12th, 2012 “Heyyy! Omg how are you? Man…I haven’t seen you in forever! Are you still with that (guy/girl)? Oh shit. I’m sorry…I didn’t know. How long were you guys together?” Rewind. It had been a while since I had seen Leah. My definition of a while being like 1 2 3 weeks. Which … Continue reading