10 Reasons Adulthood Left My Birthday Party

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April 19th 2013 Happy Birthday! . . A.k.a. . Happy – I exist because my rents apparently didn’t wrap it and I feel weird about that but I guess it’s all good because now I’m all alive and shit – Day . Happy – Put cake in my face – Day .. Happy – Was … Continue reading

Because Even Easter Needs A Pre-Game…

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 March 30th 2013 . I’ve never pre-gamed with elephants before. . Not real ones anyway. . But I did . Last weekend . And it was awesome. . Here’s what happened: . “Hey! Olive. It’s Meg. I’ve got extra tickets. Free tickets. To the circus. Wanna go?” . I relayed a not so casual . … Continue reading

2 Hipsters And A Guy Named Jeff

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October 16th, 2012 Here’s what happened. Just a week a half prior Krissy, Charlie and Olive were frolicking across the Alphabet City premises at approximately 12: 21 a.m.,  when Olive and about 3 shots of Jack Daniel’s screamed something like “OMG JULES JAZZ BAR” What is Jules Jazz Bar, you say? A great question. I’m not … Continue reading

The Accidental Disappearance Of Nicole DeTamble

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September 29th 2012 “Olive. There’s a note for you at the door.”  I was freshly awoken and ready to reminisce with my lot of friends about the ridiculous shenanigans that occurred the evening before until I realized Nicole was nowhere to be found. …Where was she? Well the last time I saw her was…shit…I’m not … Continue reading

Noodles, Hoes and Armadillo Toes

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July 26th 2012 Well. There are 3 things you can do in the eye of a storm. Seek Shelter. Tell your loved ones how much they mean to you. Frolic in the streets of Brooklyn with a styrofoam cup of PBR in hand, waiting for a faux James Blunt to purchase juice from the neighborhood … Continue reading