Red, White, & Bachelor Party

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10 Reasons Adulthood Left My Birthday Party

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April 19th 2013 Happy Birthday! . . A.k.a. . Happy – I exist because my rents apparently didn’t wrap it and I feel weird about that but I guess it’s all good because now I’m all alive and shit – Day . Happy – Put cake in my face – Day .. Happy – Was … Continue reading

Marco, Magicians, And Mass Nuggets: The Finale

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December 31st, 2012 You’re invited. To the magic show. That’s right. Per Al’s unlikely confession the following night, the magician was officially on his way. Please view your invitation below: Who? Magic Mike. An original Ninja waiter from our dinner location the night before that Al had ever so discreetly hired for our New Years … Continue reading

Marco, Magicians And Mass McNuggets: The Prequel.

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His reaction was practically immediate. “I’m moving to New York,” I told him, “And I…I probably won’t be coming back…at least not for a while.” He looked at me. Surprised. Contemplative. Confused. And eventually after a few lingering moments had passed he looked at me again and said . “Party on.” . Rewind. Al Reade … Continue reading

Cranmerry Christmas

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December 25, 2012 Tis the season to eat mali. Just kiddinggg. To be jolly. And I was quite jolly. As jolly as one can being sandwiched between an overweight man and the window on a flight back to the city on christmas morning. But don’t feel bad for me. That man kept me relatively warm … Continue reading