How To Break The Ice With Class

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May 10th, 2013 “Hi I’m Olive (*Hiiiiiii Oliveeeeee*) and my fun fact is I um…I uh likeeee…. (WHAT THE FUCK JUST SAY SOMETHING YOU FOOL)…bananas?” . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. . I’d like to tell you this story isn’t true. In fact, I’d love to tell you that this never happened to me at all. But alas, there … Continue reading

The Unsuccessful Bootstorm

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January 19th 2012 “Olive! Quick! It’s an emergency!” I looked uP at him from my designated keyboard. At my designated desk. In my designated office building. hovering My boss was                      over me with sincere desperation. He placed his hands on my desk and hung his … Continue reading