What John Mayer Said

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July 29th 2010 . I remember being at the grocery store when she asked me. . I remember, jamming out iPod style in the produce section, serenading the avocados and questionable eggplant to old school N’Sync When suddenly. . My pants vibrated with a phone call. It was my sister. She said. . “Hey! I’ve … Continue reading

The Unsuccessful Bootstorm

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January 19th 2012 “Olive! Quick! It’s an emergency!” I looked uP at him from my designated keyboard. At my designated desk. In my designated office building. hovering My boss was                      over me with sincere desperation. He placed his hands on my desk and hung his … Continue reading

Marco: Part 1

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December 29th 2012 Calling all weirdos. . . The situation was this. . . . They were back. . . . They were all back. Al, Hallie, Brandon and Penny were once again standing at my doorstep for round 2 in attempts to top our New Years Eve Madness that had occurred just 1 year … Continue reading

You Look Good In Change

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May 19th 2012 “I’m sorry, can you call your friend again? If he’s not here in the next 10 minutes…then we’re going to have to cancel his show.” . I called. No answer. Called again. No answer. Called one more time. Straight to voicemail. A few days before hand I had rallied my co-workers, friends … Continue reading

2 Hipsters And A Guy Named Jeff

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October 16th, 2012 Here’s what happened. Just a week a half prior Krissy, Charlie and Olive were frolicking across the Alphabet City premises at approximately 12: 21 a.m.,  when Olive and about 3 shots of Jack Daniel’s screamed something like “OMG JULES JAZZ BAR” What is Jules Jazz Bar, you say? A great question. I’m not … Continue reading

Ben Folds, Spiderman, And A Telegram

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September 14th 2012 So this one time. I was going to take a night in and relax or whatever. And then, I didn’t. Rewind. “Oh for sure! Yes, yes. Girls night sounds like a spicy ass time. I’ll bring the cheetos. Uh huh. Yeah. No you can pick whatever movie. I don’t cry during chick … Continue reading

Noodles, Hoes and Armadillo Toes

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July 26th 2012 Well. There are 3 things you can do in the eye of a storm. Seek Shelter. Tell your loved ones how much they mean to you. Frolic in the streets of Brooklyn with a styrofoam cup of PBR in hand, waiting for a faux James Blunt to purchase juice from the neighborhood … Continue reading