The Relentless Australian

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June 28th, 2013 . Bad things happen when I try to be classy. . That’s right. I tried it. Again. This whole “Be responsible, Olive”, “Get AHOLD of yourself, Olive.” “YOU’RE AN ADULT NOW, Olive” “NUTELLA IS NOT A REAL MEAL (except that it is), OLIVE.” “Go on vacation somewhere other than Panama City and … Continue reading

10 Reasons Adulthood Left My Birthday Party

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April 19th 2013 Happy Birthday! . . A.k.a. . Happy – I exist because my rents apparently didn’t wrap it and I feel weird about that but I guess it’s all good because now I’m all alive and shit – Day . Happy – Put cake in my face – Day .. Happy – Was … Continue reading

The Subway Samaritan

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March 27th 2013 He was crazy. At least I thought so. At least at first. You see, I was standing on the subway train. In a green trench coat. Traveling home from Leah’s midtown apartment after an evening chock-full of good conversations and chocolate-dipped bananas when . <<<<< A Pelham Bay Park 6 Train Was Approaching … Continue reading

17 Signs You Should Be In My Blog

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March 23rd,2013 The door slammed at approximately 2:37 a.m. And then I heard a voice. A deep, masculine voice…that said this: “Where is she?” Then I heard Kate’s  voice. Responding to the deep, masculine voice. And she said this: “Back door to the left.” Where was she leading him? Well. Normally you’d think that she … Continue reading

The Best Wood Of 2012

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September 14th 2012 I did it…twice. Went to the Spritzenhaus Bar in Williamsburg, Brooklyn that is. Once back  in September 2012 with  Nicole Detamble  where we triple-fisted questionably large ciders like this: And the second time in February 2013 with my friend Alex where we invested in a few brews or 6 and admittedly ended up … Continue reading

Marco, Magicians, And Mass Nuggets: The Finale

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December 31st, 2012 You’re invited. To the magic show. That’s right. Per Al’s unlikely confession the following night, the magician was officially on his way. Please view your invitation below: Who? Magic Mike. An original Ninja waiter from our dinner location the night before that Al had ever so discreetly hired for our New Years … Continue reading

Marco And The Magician: Part 2

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December 30th 2012 It was pretty evident. After sifting through our acid trip round of karaoke photos, we were ready to take on day 2 of inexplicable shenanigans. We did basic things like eat lunch (at my favorite restaurant in NYC) The Meatball Shop , honoring their slogan of “We make balls!” whilst drawing collaborative masterpieces on … Continue reading

Marco: Part 1

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December 29th 2012 Calling all weirdos. . . The situation was this. . . . They were back. . . . They were all back. Al, Hallie, Brandon and Penny were once again standing at my doorstep for round 2 in attempts to top our New Years Eve Madness that had occurred just 1 year … Continue reading