14 Reasons I Didn’t Come To Your Party

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September 23rd 2013 . . Let’s face it. . Parties are the BEST. . Free food (sometimes). Free alcohol (sometimes). Good friends (Dependent on the availability of free food and alcohol) . But. . Sometimes. . Well. . Sometimes we just don’t give a damn. . Because the idea of lounging in silky soft Pjs … Continue reading

2 Bridal Parties And A Breakfast Sandwich

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August 31st 2013 . Call it an addiction. . Or unusual luck. . But the wedding world and I always seem to . cross >> << paths. . No matter what country I’m in. . (Or what bar I’m at) . And the story goes like this: . . A couple of weeks ago my … Continue reading

Things That Don’t Stay In Vegas

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May 31st 2013 . What happens in Vegas…doesn’t always stay in Vegas. . That line pertaining to the following 3 things: . 1. Aids . 2. Marriage . 3. This blog post: . Rewind. . A few short months ago I received a well-crafted, personalized text from my cousin Elisa inviting me to her Bachelorette … Continue reading

I Have A Confession

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April 24th 2013 . He was going away. . “I’m Leaving New York City. For good.” He said. “…At least I am for now. “ . raised We                         our glasses . Shane, Meg and I. At a restaurant on the lower east side named … Continue reading

10 Reasons Adulthood Left My Birthday Party

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April 19th 2013 Happy Birthday! . . A.k.a. . Happy – I exist because my rents apparently didn’t wrap it and I feel weird about that but I guess it’s all good because now I’m all alive and shit – Day . Happy – Put cake in my face – Day .. Happy – Was … Continue reading

Because Even Easter Needs A Pre-Game…

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 March 30th 2013 . I’ve never pre-gamed with elephants before. . Not real ones anyway. . But I did . Last weekend . And it was awesome. . Here’s what happened: . “Hey! Olive. It’s Meg. I’ve got extra tickets. Free tickets. To the circus. Wanna go?” . I relayed a not so casual . … Continue reading

The Trials And Tribulations Of Being A Wing Man

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March 15th, 2013 Well. You know what happened to me. As a wing woman, I mean. The time I was sacrificing all sorts of personal boundaries for the approval from the friendship gods. But what about the men? The wing men, I mean? Is it the same? Are they also heroically chucking themselves under the … Continue reading

Everyone’s Off Getting Married And I’m Over Here…

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March 8th 2013 So You’re Married. That’s cool. I like that shit. Good tidings to you and all of your Tupperware. As for me? And my weird friends? We’re busy doing other things. Less romantic things. Much less stable things. And definitely less responsible things. Things that you’d think we’d be embarrassed to tell you. But we’re not. … Continue reading

The Trials And Tribulations Of Being A Wing Woman

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February 22nd 2013 “Listen to me. I just broke up with my boyfriend and I just want to get fucked up and hook up with someone. Are we clear?” I knew this phrase. And I knew it well. Spent many a weekend providing my most premium wing woman capabilities to every heartbroken/horny friend near and … Continue reading