Just A Heads Up About Your Dream Girl

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October 22nd 2013 . What a HOTTIE. . Your dream girl that is. . . . . Long, lustrous hair. Bombshell body. Killer appetite to hang with the boys: . …But a KICKASS bodice that somehow appears like she only shovels in fuckin quinoa. . . She’s funny, adorable, gleams at you like you’re her … Continue reading

The Waiting Game Is Underrated

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August 1st 2008 . It was hot. . The flames flickered off of our faces . As         we      sat        around . The bonfire. The 4 of us. 1 year tainted from college. Basking mindlessly with high school friends, sipping out of solo cups, and reveling in the … Continue reading

There’s Something You Should Know About Mr. Right…

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October 8th 2013 . . No one had ever said it to me before.  . That: “Mr. Right doesn’t exist.” . . . That’s right. . Brian said it to me the other day as we were casually conversing about the expectations and insanities of: . Mr. And Mrs. Right. . . . . . “They’re just … Continue reading

Pick A Box. Any Box.

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September 15th 2013 . It’s a gamble if you really think about it. . You book a flight. You’re assigned a seat. And as you’re sitting in the gating area you . s     c      a     n  . The premises and imagine who your involuntary company will be for the … Continue reading

14 Reasons I Didn’t Come To Your Party

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September 23rd 2013 . . Let’s face it. . Parties are the BEST. . Free food (sometimes). Free alcohol (sometimes). Good friends (Dependent on the availability of free food and alcohol) . But. . Sometimes. . Well. . Sometimes we just don’t give a damn. . Because the idea of lounging in silky soft Pjs … Continue reading

The 11 People I Met In Prague

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September 4th 2013 . I had a violent love affair once. . With the city of Prague. . . . Twas destination 2 of my  Eurotrip, you see and my sister and I were on a passionate endeavor to amp up our class after the unexpected shenanigans that happened at our european stop before –  like informing … Continue reading