Everyone’s Off Getting Married And I’m Over Here…Pt. 2

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May 14th 2013 . Hey, it’s me. . What’s that? Am I hitched yet? . WHOA WHOA WHOA . STEP OFF. . No wait hold on come back. . Listen. I’m going to get my ass hat self married in a jif. Don’t you worry your little marital self. It’s just that, I’ve been really … Continue reading

You’re Dancing All Wrong

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August 23 2012 You’re dancing all wrong. Hasn’t anyone every told you that to ever be in a successful relationship, fling, interest, anything, that there are certain dance steps you should be taking? No? Well. …This makes sense… You’re welcome for the following guidelines. Mis-step and you’ll be sorry. You got that? Are you listening? … Continue reading