So I Guess I’m Taking You On A Date: The Panic Diaries – Guy Edition

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May 31st 2013 . Boobs and ass. . Indeed, these are the initial ingredients responsible for my abrupt appearance in any decently attractive chick’s general direction. . . . . True, the success rate of prolonged lingering, choking for conversation, and laughing up a goddamn tornado every time this hoodrat laughs at her own jokes … Continue reading

So You Want To Sleepover: The Panic Diaries – Guy Edition

Well. I’ve already told you what we think.   About the sleepovers I mean. And I’m not talking gal pal- bros night sleepovers. I’m talking about the scandy ones with someone you wouldn’t mind doing questionable things to. But what about you? What in the hell is going through your mind: Before? During? After? The cuddle? The goddamn … Continue reading

So You Want To Sleepover: The Panic Diaries – Girl Edition

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Alright. So you have those sleepovers. And I’m not talking gal pal- bros night sleepovers. I’m talking about the scandy ones with someone you wouldn’t mind doing questionable things to. . But here’s the thing. . They’re not your significant other. . They’re not even someone you’ve hooked up with before. . No no. This … Continue reading